Mr. Roachy Goes To Washington – Why We March

The following is a satire provided by Operation Rescue regarding the nomination of pro-abortion Gov. Kathleen Sebelius as Secretary of Health and Human Services.

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Mr. Roachy Goes To Washington – Why We March

Washington, DC — Roachy, the national spokes-roach for abortion clinic cockroaches has released the first of a video series entitled “Mr. Roachy Goes To Washington.” In this first installment, Roachy explains why abortion clinic cockroaches are being called to march on Washington, DC in support of Gov. Kathleen Sebelius’ nomination as Secretary of Health and Human Services.

“As abortion clinics, our natural habitat, continue to close at an alarming rate nationwide, our only hope for survival is our heroine, Kathleen Sebelius, who has worked so hard to keep our favorite filth-infested abortion clinics open in Kansas. We know that, if confirmed, she will redouble her efforts nationwide,” said Roachy. “Now is the time for abortion clinic cockroaches to unite! Join me as I march on Washington to save Sebelius’ nomination, which will be taken up by the Senate after the spring break.”

Roachy also announces that the next installment of his video series, “Mr. Roachy Goes To Washington, Part Two: The Journey Begins” is scheduled for release next week.

Click below to view Part One: Why We March.