“We Will Not Comply”: Obamacare Upheld By Supreme Court

Washington, DC – The United States Supreme Court issued a 5-4 split decision this morning upholding Obamacare as constitutional as a tax. The Court also ruled that Congress can levy penalties on individuals with no health insurance.

“We will not comply with this socialistic and oppressive law that forces us to not only purchase insurance we may not want, but more importantly, forces us to violate our consciences and fund abortion coverage,” said Troy Newman, President of Operation Rescue and Pro-Life Nation. “We must demand that Congress change the law for the good of our nation. If Congress will not change it, we still will not comply.”

In a shocker, Chief Justice John Roberts sided with the majority and wrote the opinion. Dissenting were Justices Scalia, Kennedy, Thomas, and Alito.

Details of the ruling are still being sorted out. Operation Rescue will comment further as more details become available.

  • This is truly an outrage, not for those other reasons, but because Obamacare cuts into our profits! We don’t pay good money so we can hire 7 lobbyists for each member of Congress for nothing!

    Remember: If we ain’t broke, don’t fix it!

    Robin Dinero

    P.S. Mumsey’s name is Lotta Dinero. There’s lots of dinero in our family.

  • joshua

    the best way to stop obamacare is to resest it WE WILL NOT BE TERANIZED